Month: June 2008

The Explorer’s new fishies

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Remembered The Explorer‘s trip to Fish City on Saturday?

He returned unscathed with these…


Two bags containing 50 Cardinal Tetras each


Equalizing the water temperature inside and outside of the bag to minimize shock…


Scaredy fishes at the bottom of the tank and colorless


Showing their true colors, at last…


Time to explore!


Weeeeeeeeeeeee!


“Under the sea, under the sea!” Woohoo!


Home Sweet Home!

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The Explorer… explores

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It’s a hot Saturday afternoon and The Explorer decided to walk in the footsteps of Christopher Columbus to do a little exploring today. Armed with no water, no map and no cap, The Explorer set out for the unknown on foot.


Fun on Foot!


Unidentifiable fruit from the roadside.


Can you spot the urban city beyond the rural landscape?


Suddenly, The Explorer misses Tekong, field camps, leopard-crawling in
the vegetation and that palm-sized, red spider hanging off the tip of his M16.


Durians!


Any illegal puppymills operating in there?
The Explorer swore he heard barkings coming from in there.


The Explorer ended up at Farm Mart!


(Top, Bottom) The Explorer‘s guide over there.


The Explorer notes that the bunnies there are a very
sorry sight because they are living in rusty and lok kok cages.


The Explorer wonders whether walking on wire will give the bunnies sore hocks?
(although solid flooring is provided)


The Explorer observes that the bunnies housed in this enclosure are all very young.


Water receptacles like these are aplenty in the ‘kiddies’ area.
The Explorer notices there are tiny fishes in most of the receptacles but he wonders that those
receptacles without fishes (like the one pictured here), are they potential breeding grounds for mosquitoes?


That bowl is filled with food for the guinea pigs.
The Explorer can’t figure out what the piggies are feeding on?
Bits of solid pellets could be seen half buried in the mysterious powder and
The Explorer wonders could the leftover pellets have disintegrated into powder?
Does that mean, the leftover food in the bowl are not cleared on a regular basis?


These are the two little piggies who seemed a little malnourished.
(Who would have the appetite to eat out of that disgusting bowl? The Explorer wouldn’t!)


The two horny goats. 这里的气味简直是 “ 震粪(振奋)人心 ”!
The Explorer decides to flee as fast as his feet could
carry him before the foul smell infiltrated his brain cells.


Thus, it was Sayonara to Farm Mart!


And Konichiwa to Fish City!


Pearl Scales, The Explorer‘s favouritest goldfish!


Red-colored Oscars.
The Explorer
has never seen these specimens before!

The Explorer have taken lots more pictures of the fishies for documentation but his shutter speed
wasn’t fast enough to capture them in motion hence, most of the pictures are a flash of blur instead.


Embrace nature!
It relaxes The Explorer‘s mind!


A breathtaking sight…


As night falls, The Explorer could get a little imaginative with all the shadows and sounds.
*Imagines a Pontianak or Kum Kum jumping out from behind the bushes*
It ain’t helping that he’s trudging in the dark all by himself.


Ahhh, civilization! So near, yet so far!

The Explorer is now suffering from two aching feet, a burnt nose and two rosy cheeks. Where will his next expedition bring him?

*The very ignorant Explorer just realized that Miss Kum Kum is a lesbian and attack female virgins only so he is in no such danger but still, he is not safe from the claws of Miss Pontianak.


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Inconsiderate neighbour hogs the lift

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Can’t stand these morons. Can’t they let me go up first?
In the end, I have to exit the lift and take the stairs instead.
No shame at all, these people. *shakes fists*

PISCES – The Partner for Life

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Caring
and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible!
 Smart but lazy.  High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to
keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers.  Fun to be around. Too trusting at
times and gets hurt easily.  Lover of animals.  VERY caring, make
wonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing
sometimes get the short end of the stick.  They sometimes get used by
others and hurt because of their trusting.   Extremely weird but in a
good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she
wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend
to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.  
What do you think? Am I really like what was described above?

Meatless Thursday

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I’m still plagued by the sight of meat so decide to go meatless for dinner.
vegetable
Anti-clockwise from top: Stir-fry Cabbage with Carrot, Caixin with taugeh in oyster sauce and Potato with Onion in sweet sauce.

What shall I eat tomorrow?

Don’t you find them…

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Almost human?

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Chicken feet

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Pig Trotters

I used to love chicken claws and pig trotters but lately, I find them very repulsive. I don’t know what’s come over me but I find them resembling human limbs.
I’m going to strike these two items off my menu from now on.

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Stir-fry human hands in Oyster Sauce, anyone?

Back to square one…

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Just when I thought there’s still hope for the human race (regarding my previous post), one shitty news was all it takes to bring me back to the abyss of hell.

Puppies are the best as their meat is tender. The meat gives us energy to work at construction sites. Three
puppies will do for five men…

Read the news here (link).