When March Gets in2it!

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To act or pretend in order to impress others or escape being given extra duties or responsibilities.
1. “Don’t chao keng lah, we know you very good, leow.”
2. “No need to chao keng anymore… the other guy oreddy kena arrow.”


word that is all too familiar to us; especially the guys because it is
part of our everyday life during our two years conscription in the

Any deva ju emotions at the following scenario?

Most NSman would have keng-ed at least once or twice to escape from certain trainings or duties but there is this famous unwritten rule in the SAF that says YOU CAN DO ANYTHING BUT DO NOT GET CAUGHT!

There was this guy from my unit who was notorious for keng-ing.

He would report sick for the slightest problems till the point that he sees the M.O more than seeing his own mother each week!

Whenever there is work to be done, he would relegate his work to the “new birds”
and if he can’t find anyone to push his work to, he would report sick.
It has gotten so bad that he became the number one public enemy of the
whole platoon.

One day, he was standing below
our bunks and bragging to us as usual. All of a sudden, a water bomb
fell from above and hit him on the head. The water bomb goes SPLAT, and
he was drenched from head to toe.

We could
not contain our laughter and laughed so hard till our sides ached! We
laughed even harder when we later realized that the broken rubber lying
beside his feet was not a balloon but a condom instead!

I felt sorry for him yet at the same time I think he quite deserved it!

I believe most NSman have their own stories to share and what better place to do it then at

Never heard of it?

Click above image to enter

not, I am here today to introduce this portal which is a non official
and lifestyle centric platform that allows you to get in touch with
your fellow NSman.

In celebration of it’s first anniversary, is launching a series of six contests for the month of March!

Contest I: Win a pair of tickets to Universal Studio Singapore (10 winners)
Contest II: Win a sponsored 3D2N trip for two (3 winners)

Interested? Click here for more details!

Right now, there are two contests to keep you occupied but do keep a lookout
for the subsequent four contests at!
also has it’s own Facebook Fanpage and they too have great prizes to give away!

What? More contests?

YES! That means even more exciting prizes waiting to be won!

How does a 500gb Fujitsu Calmee Xena portable hard disks sound?
It is the
slimmest 2.5” portable HDD on the market!

To win one, all you have to do is to visit‘s Facebook Fanpage here and submit your “Favourite Ways of Keng-ing In NS” on their Wall.

The top three participants who garnered the most number of “Likes” on their post wins! That’s all!

The contests ends on 31st March 2010.

Don’t wait any longer, the lucky winner could be you!

500gb Fujitsu Calmee Xena portable hard disk

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